In fact, there’s a whole website for telecommuters called Working Naked.

And the woman who runs it, Lisa Kanarek, is having a contest: Where do you work naked?

I’m entering the contest because my home office has been stripped. It too is naked. Since the move, I have none of my belongings. No files, no notebooks – the 3-in-1 printer I was supposed to get in October vanished in a cloud of bullshit (my life is a very complicated story). Which means if I win any one of these prizes, I’m ahead of my own game:

Fellowes PS-79Ci Cross-Cut 100% Jam Proof Shredder
Epson WorkForce 610
Elfa products from The Container Store ($250 value)
Library edition binders from Russell + Hazel
Home Office Solutions: Creating a Space that Works for You book by Lisa Kanarek
One-year subscription to Flexjobs
Official “I’m working naked…are you?” t-shirt

I’ve gotta have that t-shirt, dammit. Anyway, grab your camera and get snapping.

Well, what if your magical guardian came along and handed you a business?

Men with Pens is hosting the Sticky Business Contest, one of the best blogosphere contests of the year for people who are ready to seize their dreams.

We’re giving away everything a person needs to start and market a brand-new small business, with nearly $20,000 worth of *relevant, useful and valuable* prizes .

Imagine that nothing holds you back anymore. You have the great idea, the plan, all the tools, all the resources right at your fingertips. Money isn’t an issue.

You could leave your crappy job, finally get a break, make a change for your family, turn your life around or just get back on your feet after hard times. You could get unstuck. And start sticking to where you really want to be.

All you need is an idea. We’ll provide the rest.

Get ready, all you freelancers and work-at-homers. This might just be your big break.